Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Water You Know

I was in the shower this morning wondering what to blog about. Then it hit me (rather, I hit it; more on that later). I have a little confession to make, une petite confession (no, not la petite mort -- that's something entirely different but just as liberating). This is something I haven't even told my therapist.

Um, sometimes, maybe, I, sort of, allow myself to pee in the shower.

There, I feel better already. I got that off my chest (you're right; literally speaking, that function is performed a few feet south of my chest).

Okay, so it's probably a GDT (Gender Differentiator Thing).

But you don't expect me to get out of the shower, perform the deed, and hop back in, do you?

I think it has something to do with the warm water.

Do I hit the drain? Does it matter? (I do keep the water running to keep things filtered and flushed and purified.)

So, Marcel Proust was right. Anything can be made into "literature," not that The Laughorist claims such lofty status despite his use of the hifalutin third person singular.

But Proust undoubtedly took baths, not showers.

This is where I loudly proclaim, "No further comment."

19 comments:

meloncutter said...

Surely, you did not think that I would keep silent about this posting did you? This is like a gift from the Blogging Gods.

I just don't know where to start.

Anyway, Here is a list of activities that you can do while peeing in the shower.

1. Write your name in the soap bubbles on the shower floor.
2. play fire hose.
3. See if you can pee hard enough to slow or stop the water flow from the shower head.
4. Try to pee over the shower curtain.
5. Invite the neighbors and have a party.
6. Take video and sell it to some lurid internet site.

I am quite sure that I have omitted some great shower peeing games here, but I will leave it to your imagination.

Me what I do is. I just hold open the shower curtain and pee in the general direction of the toilet bowl. Generally I hit it but if I don't, I use the wife's towel to wipe up the spillage.

Later Yall.

Sheila said...

I haven't been online since my birthday.... but I wanted to say THANK YOU!!! for the birthday wish. :o)It was really sweet!!!

azgoddess said...

ahhhhhhh, that feels so good!!

my secret - as a woman i do the same thing..it does feel um, well, really good!! lol

meloncutter said...

Thank you for stopping by my blog. I accept your challenge made in the comments section. I shall begin work on it post haste.

Later Yall.....

monicker said...

Gender specific? Nope. Here's another woman who gladly lets it all out in the shower. I think of it as a time-saving habit.

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Dafath said...

but does your mother know

Odat said...

I have no problems with peeing in the shower...after all it's like what you said...why should I get out to pee? Not gender specific at all....I do take exception that you use your wife's towel for the wipe up tho...you get a big EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW for that!

Michael C said...

Well, it does have a drain...

Laffy Taffy said...

Everyone does it, i am a male but im sure all females do it they just dont tell.
www.a-dumb-blog.blogspot.com
YEAH!

JR's Thumbprints said...

But isn't the bath water just as warm?

starbender said...

I think it's the warmth of the water.
;]

Bernie O'Hare said...

I love this. Do you like the smell of your own farts?

the malodorist said...

Bernie,
Regarding self-generated sulphuric emissions (SGSEs), I merely note that Salvador Dali proudly delighted them as proof of his being alive.

Morgen said...

there was an article in our local newspaper recently about peeing in the shower (the doctor interviewed was all for it) -- that & this validating one of the joys of life: peeing in the shower. I didn't, however, know women did it, too. Glad to know they also indulge!

just found your site via I am Woman, See Me Blog. will have to come back & delve into your previous posts!

Laura said...

Yep, another woman who occasionally has indulged in this activity

Natalie said...

I told my boyfriend that I never peed in the shower and he didn't believe me. After months i admitted I had done it once or twice, which is the truth. I generally pee pre-shower. Unfortunately he doesn't believe me now and thinks I am a daily shower urinator and now so does everyone else. Crap.

Pawlie Kokonuts said...

Crap? No, oh no. Definitely a no-no in the shower! :)

Jessica said...

hmmmm, definately it is the warm water ;)