Showing posts with label soap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label soap. Show all posts

Sunday, May 09, 2010

soap dish

As you know, hotels give complimentary soaps. I have concluded that all hotels love to have British names with an aroma of Victorian poshness. Gilchrist & Soames is but one literal example I recently encountered. Surely, a made-up name, eh?

But, hey! What about some real-life names! Or at least ethnic-sounding names that are slightly more in tune with today's demographics:

Schwartz & Hurwitz!

Rodriquez & Espinoza!

Gagliardi & Dilorenzo!

Czerzxczinski & Kuciniwicz!

Ibrahim & Abdullah!

Don't anyone get all lathered up over this.

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