Saw one of those illuminated signs along a well-traveled thoroughfare today, flashing two alternating messages, presumably to motorists (pedestrians! avert thy eyes! Not a problem; there are few sidewalks in Suburbia, folks):
DRIVE
WITH CARR
followed by:
LAWS ENFORRED
Memory is tricky, so I may be off by an R or two.
I know I'm a stickler for grammar and spelling and all that jizz (I mean jazz, which, according to many etymological sources, shares the same taboo origin), but a few questions come to mind:
1. Is a carr some new type of hybird vehickle?
2. Are carrfull drivers occupied by more than three people?
3. Are the laws enforred as carrfully as the singe writters in this well-healed town (well-heeled financially but not with respect to walkability -- and ain't that the way it usually goes?)?
That's awl for now, fulks.
DRIVE
WITH CARR
followed by:
LAWS ENFORRED
Memory is tricky, so I may be off by an R or two.
I know I'm a stickler for grammar and spelling and all that jizz (I mean jazz, which, according to many etymological sources, shares the same taboo origin), but a few questions come to mind:
1. Is a carr some new type of hybird vehickle?
2. Are carrfull drivers occupied by more than three people?
3. Are the laws enforred as carrfully as the singe writters in this well-healed town (well-heeled financially but not with respect to walkability -- and ain't that the way it usually goes?)?
That's awl for now, fulks.
