Saturday, March 28, 2009

Sign Riposte

Later the same day, this sign, on one of those hand-drying devices featuring a revolving cloth towel:


WARNING: Use only to dry hands and face.
Any other use can be DANGEROUS.


1. Why "hands and face" and not "hands or face"?

2. Really?

3. Exactly what other use?

4. Did an attorney demand the installation of this sign?

5. What would Kierkegaard say?

6. What would Kierkegaard do?




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