Wanderlust Scarlett accurately intuited that I loathe doing this stuff, but here goes. You asked for it. (And I never promise to follow all the rules. For meme-ing or maiming.)
4 things that should go into room 101 and be removed from the face of the earth:
• Anything that has been touched by Dick Cheney
• That rubber glove Michael Moore is wearing in the ad for "Sicko"
• Martha Stewart's apron
• George W. Bush's passport
3 things people do that make you want to shake them violently:
• Meme-ing
• Maiming
• Mumbling morosely
2 things you find yourself moaning about:
• Salma Hayek: moaning "about" her unreachable allure; moaning over her allure
• The dearth and dying of the serial comma
1 thing the above answers tell you about yourself:
• I'm a solipsistic self-memed man.
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5 comments:
PK,
Laughed hysterically, what a great list!
Thanks for playing along.
You are a good sport sir, and as I suspected, you've done one of the better lists that I've seen.
Excellent wit and honesty.
*grins*
Scarlett & Viaggiatore
WS,
You are too kind. Or maybe V. is.
pk
Hey!!! I mumble!!!
Peace
Oh, how I ache for the serial comma!! It is actually a required style for my publishing house, so I am forced to insert it when editing. Then, when am reading AP style or say, a grocery list, and I don't see it anywhere else, it feels all weird and naked and I wanna get a big fat sharpie and mark it in!!!
Witty.
Puss
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