Sunday, November 12, 2006
PissCat Away, Thataway!
I was reading about the Rutgers Scarlet Knights football team and their Cinderella success this season.
Then I thought of one of our cats.
Why? You might ask? Because Rutgers is in Piscataway, New Jersey. And our cat, call him Pisserfella for now [he has been placed in the Feline Ejection Program], has this penchant for peeing secretly in little corners. Annoying. Very annoying. Pisses me off. He doesn't stop even if I swing him by the tail and toss him "thataway."
He's a friendly sort otherwise. Imagine saying that about a human.
"He's a friendly sort except every now and then he likes to take a secret little piss in the corner when no one is looking."
He's the one on the right. Of course.
Laugh. Or. . . .