Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Fragment From The Book of Uncommon Prayer



Theological anthropologistical historians/herstorians report finding this fragment from The Book of Uncommon Prayer:






63. For a Person Afflicted with Woozy Wordsmithery:

O merciful Father Mother Creator, vouchsafe to guide and safeguard all logorrheic wanderers wiggling their winding way through wordly thickets of Joycean or Proustian prose posing as ponderous Pelagianism (but is in reality pontificating piffle) so that such would-be wordsmiths may find solace in your eternal Silence. Amen.
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3 comments:

Glamourpuss said...

Another reason to eschew religion.

Puss

6:31 AM, February 14, 2008
Patti said...

I learned two new words. Thanks, PK.

7:33 AM, February 14, 2008
azgoddess said...

second that one - love the new words!!

2:33 PM, February 15, 2008

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