Today we recognize and honor the hospitality industry (its housekeeping, food-service, and maintenance staff; people at the front desk, etc.) and the people utterly dependent on hotels, inns, motels, B&Bs, etc. for business, travel, les liaisons dangereuses, secret pleasure, or not-so-secret pleasure (i.e., moaners and screamers).
Keep the E Pluribus Unum Humor Contest entries rolling in to email@example.com. Four days left, counting today.