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My brand is slipping, which is not the same as my slip is showing, or maybe my ahem! is hawing -- or thrice versa. For someone asserting identity as The Laughorist, I've been remiss (missing and then missing again, Miss) in supplying and crafting laughorisms, i.e., humorous aphorisms. (Well, that is slightly unfair to myself, because faithful visitors here know I'm tirelessly quipping and whipping up whirls of words in witty ways.)

To wit, here is my take today at some laughorisms.

• Happy Meals are all alike; every Unhappy Meal is unhappy in its own "Have It Your Way."
• In the long run, we are all stockings.
• It was the breast of times; it was the wurst of times.
• Not every good screed goes unpublished.
• Life is short, Monopoly long.
• The mass of men leave lines of quiet perspiration.
  

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kierkegaard for fun and profit?

Wow.

I just noticed I sold a Kierkegaard T-shirt ("I Leap for Kierkegaard") over at Laughorism.com.

I think the buyer was in the United Kingdom.

Or not.

Two days ago.

Of course, my goal is for Laughorism.com to make me money as I sleep. In this case, that might've been true technically -- at least with respect to the "sleep" part.

The "making money" component remains unfulfilled.

At this rate, I'll be profitable by 2043.

Or sooner.

Give or take a few years.

Maybe my inheritors can cash in on so-called profits from Laughorism.com.

Kids: this is where you might consider prayer.

Or irrational hope.

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