Showing posts with label alcohol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alcohol. Show all posts

Monday, June 29, 2009

Bar Codes

Speaking of bar codes, here are some to ponder:

  • It is not cool to say in a bar, "Right now, I find you attractive, but what happens when I sober up?"
  • Ever notice that when people relate morning-after horror stories of alcohol-based liaisons, no one ever admits to being the less-attractive one (to put it politely) on the other side of the bed?
  • Bar codes dictate certain modes of behavior: loudness, repetition, false originality, flights of fancy, belligerence, pseudo-romance, and loudness. And repetition.
  • It is utterly uncouth to spill a drink onto someone's lap as a means of introduction and a cheap way to sample mutual responses to physical contact.

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