Theological anthropologistical historians/herstorians report finding this fragment from The Book of Uncommon Prayer:
63. For a Person Afflicted with Woozy Wordsmithery:
O merciful Father Mother Creator, vouchsafe to guide and safeguard all logorrheic wanderers wiggling their winding way through wordly thickets of Joycean or Proustian prose posing as ponderous Pelagianism (but is in reality pontificating piffle) so that such would-be wordsmiths may find solace in your eternal Silence. Amen.
