Saturday, February 15, 2020

how cold is it?

It's so cold:
  • outdoor statues are wearing coats
  • a witches's tits are wearing a heated bra
  • Frosty the Snowman slept in the garage
  • squirrels are hiding nuts in Aruba
  • polar bears are applying to become equatorial bears
  • I can't think of anymore
  • add your own

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