I just read on the AP wire [there's an old-fashioned term] that Hugh Hefner, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, 23.
Must be lust at first sight.
Or love at first pre-nup.
Tit for tat.
And all that.
Many happy returns, or whatever is the right phrase for these two, um, lovebirds.
(Look at me, trying to be all clever and laughoristic -- without success. Sometimes you just have to let the news speak for itself.)