Tuesday, January 26, 2010

how are you?

Dear Blogosphere Citizens (Blogizens),

How are you? How you be? What up? We haven't talked in a while, have we? Oh, you've left a comment here and there, but for the most part you've been silent. Why is that? Am I not provocative enough? Is serial comma serial comma serial comma serial comma just not triggering enough search engines in the same way that, say, sex sex sex adult adult sex adult sex sex adult sex adult sex adult sex sex sex sex does as a string of keywords? Am I too bland? Not, um, sexy enough? Too verbal, not visual enough? (Incidentally, does sex ed. or gender studies garner the same response as the aforementioned verbal string? Probably not.) Ironically enough, does the mere repetition of the word "sex," paired with any word for that matter, mark me as something or someone that I am not? In other words, are we so Puritan that the mere repetition of the word "sex" demarcates one as a deviant -- just the word! - even though our society has a proliferation of images and music -- and words for that matter -- that stretches the bounds of good taste, civility, normalcy, and morality? And what if one were to quote this blog post out of context? A detractor could (wrongly) claim: it's all about "sex"! Nathaniel Hawthorne's "The Scarlett Letter" is the quintessential book that exposes America's long-simmering hypocrisy about prurience and prudishness, morality and the public square. Can you weigh in on any of this? It's been a while? Speak up. Eh?


P. Kokonuts, The Laughorist


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Pawlie Kokonuts said...

I think it's pretty funny that the only comments so far are from spam robots.

Big Flavor said...

I love this blog. My problem is that I only understand about 10% of that and 98% of that s haiku......

Pawlie Kokonuts said...

Thanks, Magnus Flavoris. There's really nothing to understand. No-thing. Not even the haiku. Go with it.

jbwritergirl said...

Hey there Paulie Kokonuts, How the hell are you? I haven't looked around the blogosphere in a while. I've been scolling through all the links on my not so news blog and so many of us are gone now. Guess we all move on to bigger and better things.

I've moved from blogger to wordpress now. You can come check out the new book I'm working on. It's kind of sick, kind of funny, but truthful in it's own way.


Wanderlust Scarlett said...

Dearest PK,

I was sucked into the facebook void and I have only managed to surface for air on rare occasions.

I'm glad to be by and glad to go through the posts that I've missed.

Also... I rather like your takes on grammar instead of sex.

Jus sayin


Scarlett and Viaggiatore

Wanderlust Scarlett said...

...oh, and the irony of spam answering your words is really, really funny.


Scarlett & Viaggiatore

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