Red Cow Brown Rat Shite Monkey

We interrupt your Lunar New Year's celebration to report this bulletin:

From what I can discern, I am a Red Cow born in the year of the Brown Rat, or a Fire Cow.

That may explain some of my minor, unmentionable travails (French pun intended) this week.

Or not.

Prediction: Now that we are into a new lunar year, I see fewer craters and more starshine.

Let's see:

Red Cow born in year of Brown Rat exhibits these qualities, in no particular order:

insight, humor, impulsiveness, passion, tenderness, energy, impatience, nurturing, stubbornness, fierceness, cleverness, strength, foolishness, and navel lint.

Happy New Year.

All good things!

(What would Kierkegaard say?)