If you were given the opportunity -- nay, the mandate -- to deliver a 30-second public-service announcement (PSA) to the whole planet, with translations in every known language (as well as Latin, Esperanto, and Sanskrit) freely supplied, what would the text of your message consist of?
Monday, December 21, 2020
My Interrogative Mode (28)
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Hear ye, Hear ye, Hear ye!
This is an important broadcast of the World Planetary Public Service Station! (formerly - BS4U)
The Dwarf Planets, Ceres, Eris, Haumea, Makemake and Pluto have been upgraded to full Planet status.
They will be protected territories of/by the traveling Singing Nuns (Dominique, nique, nique) and renamed, 'Celestial Park & Recreation' from this day forward.
A formal ceremony will be held on Mars' South Lawn once Orson Well's finishes the last chapter of his infamous “The War of the Worlds” to be
heard over the crackling sound of the 'The Talking Box'! You can subscribe in advance for a one time fee of 1,000,000 Flintstone Dust Particles!
Subscription fees are non-negotiable per Barney Rubble, ESQ. Pay by Starship Enterprise or Jetson's Spaceship is encouraged!
Inter and Intra Planetary Travel restrictions will be enforced due to COVID-19! Anyone violating these restrictions will have their gravity privileges
revoked.
Since this PSA has over extended its allotted 30-seconds, I am now floating endlessly in cluttered space! (Actually, I have been ever since the 60's)
Until then, have a Blessed, Happy, Healthy and Safe Holiday Season!
Rich
Well, now! Quite a statement, Rich. Baroque and rock 'n' roll-ish.
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