Lyrics to a Shitty Country Music Song, take 1

She said she loved me 
Told me I was hers alone
Not counting her Huskie. 
Scratch behind my ears, I'd beg. 
Boy, she tickled my funny bone 
As her Huskie humped my leg. 

Refrain:
I'm your hungry dog a-growlin'
You got me pantin' and howlin'
Babe, treat me like a piece o' meat
And give me that extra treat.

I said I'd love her
Till the cows came home
She's creamier than butter
Even more than cream cheese
Shipped all the way from Rome
Though it was just a tease

Refrain:
I'm your hungry dog a-growlin'
You got me pantin' and howlin'
Babe, treat me like a piece o' meat
And give me that extra treat.

Then one day just before dawn
She hopped an eastbound train
By noon her clothes littered the lawn
So Huskie and I were all alone
Standing in the cold and rain
Left with nothin', not even a phone

Refrain:
I'm your hungry dog a-growlin'
You got me pantin' and howlin'
Babe, treat me like a piece o' meat
And give me that extra treat.

[readers invited to add lousy verses]