Bureau of Premonitions Annual Report

Premonition Incident Report: 3 February: Cynthia Applebottom dreams of a multi-vehicle crash involving several dozen fatalities.
Correlating Result: On 23 March fourteen grocery carts collide in the produce section at SuperMart, crushing 27 avocados.

Premonition Incident Report: 14 March: Anil Singh Kumar experiences severe abdominal cramping and has a vision of mass poisoning from listeria.
Correlating Result: 18 March: 8 members of a fraternity and 12 members of the Ancient Order of Hibernians report vomiting and severe headaches.

Premonition Incident Report: 1 April: Tomiko Andrea Ikea notes a feeling of frozen water flowing down her spine and the number 9 repeating in her head.
Correlating Result: On 2 April a group of nine white-water rafters were frostbitten on an expedition in southern Chile, near Antarctica. 

Premonition Incident Report: 23 June: Baxter Hummington III feels a constriction in his throat, faints, and awakes to the chirping and tweeting of sparrows.
Correlating Result: 25 June: 1.75 million Twitter followers of Donald J. Trump experience nausea, delirium, paranoia, and loss of consciousness while reading his tweets.  

Premonition Incident Report: 3 July: several hundred thousand respondents report bright flashes of multi-colored light accompanied by thunderous, concussive booms.
Correlating Result: 4 July: Thousands of cities, towns, and villages across America celebrate Independence Day. 

Premonition Incident Report: 15 November: Olivia Humboldten dreams of an invasion of flying ghouls and goblins seen by thousands of witnesses.
Correlating Result: 22 November: The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.