"And now FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY you too can try Smarmy at no risk."
- Risk, to whom? You? Or me?
- What kind of risk? Medical? Financial? Moral?
- What is "risk"?
- Why should I believe your "risk-free" claim?
- Doesn't everything have some risk potential, including reading THIS?
- Isn't all time "limited"?
- What is the limit of your time?
- What is the limit of your space?
- Is poetry risk-free?
- Would you mind if I dehyphenate risk free?
- If you concede risk is not "absolutely free," then what is its cost?
- What is the best currency to use when paying for the cost of risk?
- Do you get irritated and sore with me when I drivel on like this?
- Do my interrogatives put you at the risk of losing your composure?
- Are you one of the millions, or one of the few, the proud?
- Am I the only one whose ears prick upward, like a dog's, at the sound of "risk-free"?
- Are any of our politicians risk-free?
- Is that what got us into this pickle, expecting our so-called leaders to guide through so-called risk-free times?
- Who is doing the calling when something is "so-called"?
- Who is doing the answering to these twenty questions?
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