Saturday, May 03, 2008

SEO Alert



SEO. Search engine optimization. SEO. I recently did some contract work involving SEO, the Internet's nimble attmpt at subliminal brainwashing, I mean, keyword searching.

I could be wrong, but that's probably why and how typing the words "pussy willow" on a search engine will likely yield a cornucopia of porn sites (would that be corn-u-porn?). Resist as I might, I can't not try that, to see if that's true. Curiosity is killing this cat.

So let me minimize this window on Firefox and try it on Safari.

Be right back.

The results on Google did surprise me. No, I did not get the names of strippers or budding (get it? buds?) pornstars. At least not at first. In fact, the first hit, from Wikipedia, tells how Russian Orthodox and Polish and Bavarian Roman Catholics use pussy willows on Palm Sunday. Figures. It's cold in them there parts.

This is not surprising because I've seen people walking out of Tipperary Hill's St. John's Ukrainian Catholic Church with pussy willows on Palm Sunday. And I was not hung over.

Speaking of SEO alerts, the following is a test, an SEO test. In the event of a real nuclear apocalyptic event, kiss your ass goodbye.


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Now back to our abnormal normal bla-ha-ha-hogging.

4 comments:

Patti said...

I just got back from a wake, and I readeth this.
I think I will re-read in the a.m. before commenting.

Andrew said...

Hey Paul,

We just had an SEO meeting at my office on Friday ... and found out we really need to be doing this. Then again, we bloggers have been managing inbound links for some time now. Hope all is well in your world,
Andrew

azgoddess said...

ah yes - google - have you tried altavista?

and check this out: www.google-analytics.com

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