Friday, June 30, 2006

"E Pluribus Unum" Humor Contest

"E Pluribus Unum" was the original motto of the United States. In fact Wikipedia has an excellent history of the phrase, the motto, and its relationship to ever-evolving lingerie fashions at:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_pluribus_unum

The Laughorist figures, 50 years is enough. New times and customs demand new mottoes (after all, lingerie from the 1950s ain't the same as today's styles, unless it's a retro kind of thing). (Enough already with the digressions!) (Okay.)

The Contest

Coin an original new motto for the U.S. of A. as she celebrates her birthday.

The Rules

It must be funny and original (at least in the eyes of The Laughorist). The Laughorist is the judge, jury, and executioner on this one (give or take a view friends on the Jersey City waterfront and Brooklyn).

Send entries to spindox@yahoo.com. So it's not tossed away as spam, put Contest in the subject line.

Enter as often as you like....whether you are from the USA or elsewhere (open-minded about it; it's just a freaking humor contest; not "humour" though).

It's free.

Deadline: July 7, 2006.

Prizes

First-prize winner gets to select any one item from The Laughorist Store [see sidebar link].

Second-prize winner gets to select any item under US$15 at the store.

Winners and Honorable Mentions will get cited here.

Have at it.

Non me noce, solus nuntius sum!

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