Friday, January 15, 2021

Don't Tread on Me

Don't tread on me me me me me me me.

Imperative sentence: to whom is the imperative addressed? Anyone who opposes me me me me me? Duly appointed or elected leaders? Fellow solipsists? "They they they them them them"?

(N.B.: Gadsden owned slaves.)

"Don't tread on me" means me over us.

Says me over you.

Declares me over we.

Asserts unbridled rage.

Shows dick-swinging anger.

Brandishes stupidity.

Heralds anarchy.

Celebrates hypocrisy.

Rejects discourse.

Rationalizes hate.

Waves intolerance.

Radiates racism.

Betrays patriotism.

Hides cowardice.

Invites insurrection.

Waltzes with strongmen.

Subverts democracy.

Abuses free speech.

Wallows in rancor.

Swims in solipsism.

Treads with jackboots.

Corrupts civility.

Drowns in delirium.

Founders in furor.

Withers in wantonness.


Wednesday, December 23, 2020

My Interrogative Mode (29)

If you were granted sole authority and power to delete one holiday (religious or secular, or both, or neither) and replace it with an observance of your own choosing and discretion, what would those choices be?

Monday, December 21, 2020

My Interrogative Mode (28)

If you were given the opportunity -- nay, the mandate -- to deliver a 30-second public-service announcement (PSA) to the whole planet, with translations in every known language (as well as Latin, Esperanto, and Sanskrit) freely supplied, what would the text of your message consist of? 

Thursday, December 17, 2020

My Interrogative Mode (27)

Exactly, or approximately, when is the when of "when in the course of human events," a gloriously elongated sentence independent of modern minimalism, a declaration bolstered by subordinate clauses and prepositional phrases and infinitives galore?

Wednesday, December 16, 2020

releaf

On a rare sunny day (any sunny day in the slate palette of winter here is rare), I bathed in the light and walked more than usual. It was sweater and jacket weather. You'd wonder why everyone was not out walking, with or without their dog or dogs, their kids, their spouse, roommate, friend. I prefer solo. True, more than the usual number of walkers paraded about in the almost-festive atmosphere. A reprieve from winter; not spring break but a respite. 

I like to vary my route, never taking the same exact way twice. That's easy in that it might only require me to switch sides of the street or switch the sequence. 

After a momentary mental debate, I decided to stroll down Whittier, home for nearly twenty years: marriage, birth, deaths, dogs, Russian dwarf hamsters, a parakeet, a redbud, raked leaves, shoveled sidewalks. The whole production. Why not. And I was brave enough to stay on the odd-numbered side of the street, the residential one, the one where the mail was delivered, for three years even after I was gone. 

It wasn't too hard. Keep walking. Don't stare. Don't break stride, cane with eagle handle in service.

Near the bottom of the hill, just before Lowell (authors' names about as street monikers in the neighborhood), I spotted two leaves, one greenish-yellow and the other orange-ish and yellow, wedded together, you might say welded. How striking: bright, diaphanous, frail, brilliant. so brilliant I assumed the leaves must have just fallen. They hadn't had time time to dry, brown, and curl.

I stopped to pick them up and held the twinned maple leaves all the way home, my companions.

Once home, I placed them on the counter, the faux-granite peninsula between the living room and the kitchen, a place to venerate these finds. I snapped some photos with my phone when the afternoon light streaming in was strongest. The blare of sun highlighted the vains each leaf exposed to the world.

The next day, on the weekly Zoom with my three adult children (that phrase has long struck me as an amusing oxymoron), I enthused about my natural treasures.

"Here. Look. I'll show you. Can you see them? Aren't they amazing?"

Pause.

"Oh wow."

"Um, Dad . . . "

"What?"

"Take a look. Isn't that plastic?"

"What. Where?"

"Over by the stem."

"Hold on. Let me take a look."

More than taking a look, I concentrated on feeling the twinned beauties.

Definitely fake.

"Holy mackerel!"

Laughs all around.

With a dose of sheepish embarrassment.

And revelation.

Along with wonder of a different magnitude and order. 

 

Friday, December 11, 2020

My Interrogative Mode (26)

As they were enjoying an evening walk, they were arrested by the site of one -- and then two -- pale lavender myrtle blossoms amidst a sea of ground-creeping greenery, and wondered and asked no one (or everyone) in particular: what sight or sound caught your attention today, stopped you in your tracks (if you had your awareness antennae turned on)?

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