thread tread retread dread

As one progresses through the local mall, one sees kiosks -- even a store or two -- for "threading." Look, I don't even want to know what it is. I avert my eyes when threading is being performed on a live human being or when a promotional video depicts it. It grosses me out. I cringe at the thought of it. I cringe at the near-thought of anything remotely resembling threading. I do not care what its perceived benefits are. I won't bother to Google "threading" to learn more. Spare me.